Call Me Don, Don Whoreleone

and now for something completely different

2006-10-23T20:51:01Z

Don't usually speak about this in lj but what the hell.... We've been doing an internet based radio show thingy for some time now so if you're bored this evening between 7-9 eastern and wanna kill some time:

RoR w/Dan Live Tonight 7-9 Eastern

Hey kids a reminder that RobOnt Radio is live tonight from 7-9 eastern and Dan will be joining us. So head over to ThereIsNoRadio.com and tune in and don't forget that we'll be in the chatroom as well (and it supports webcams for those of you ladies that have a wild streak, completely optional of course ;-) ). As always 1-888-RobOnt1, skype RobOnt or show@robontradio.com.

More Milfy Goodness

2006-10-18T14:20:13Z

Psssst... back again, this time cuz someone felt inspired by the last round of pix and decided to share... that someone is josiepop this time... I think I'm coming to the conclusiion that lj still has the hawtest moms ever yo.....

Click the lil pix for a bigger version donchaknow

State Of The Ont

2006-06-19T17:52:12Z

Well now here we go again... a couple of months, time for an update in ye ole LiveJournal I guess.... Surprise, surprise, I am in fact still alive, obviously haven't really been around these parts much, though from what I hear not many people have been lately, guess the LJ phenom thing is dieing down.. That being said I have managed to read a lil bit over the last couple of weeks and throw the odd comment out here and there... There is quite a few of you that I actually do miss And the lack of real people nudity as of late can be a bit depressing ;-) It's just tough finding the time these days ya know?

Yesterday was my first official Fathers Day as a dad, it was a nice day all in all, I gotta admit I'm digging the whole Dad thing more and more. There's still lots of crying and she's starting to figure out tantrums can be fun if she doesn't get what she wants, but that stuff is so miniscule compared to all the good stuff that happens on a day to day basis.... Definitely one of those things that I never knew how awesome it was gonna be and how much it would change me until it happened.

The site is still taking up a lot of my free time these days, it was one of those things that LJ was kinda limiting at the time and so I started that thing and it grew and then grew some more and now it's more of a business thing these days than anything. it sucks cuz I miss the personal interaction that LJ has and blogging really can't touch that aspect of LJ. The podcasting thing though has turned out to be a lot of fun, and actually I've met a bunch of pretty decent people through that (btw if you're bored tonight we're doing our 25th show, more here). It's cool because you see how that whole thing is growing daily and people are doing more of the pod and video casting thing, and I guess by it's nature it's such a more intimate medium, it'll be interesting to see how that grows in the future....

What else, what else, ohhh ya.. had surgery a couple weeks back, I've had this long standing problem breathing through my nose, ya I know I know the fucking thing is HUGE you could fly a 747 between nostrils, how could you possibly have breathing problems, but I did.. Well anyway they took a drill to the thing and made some more room and SOMEHOW managed to break one of my teeth while doing that.. that part I haven't figured out yet... but slowly but surely I am able to breathe more and more and as a result smell and taste again. You never know how much you could missed that until it's given back to you...

Other than I'm rambling, I'll let you get back to your regularly scheduled stuff now, play nice and I'll see you sometime :)

looks around at this strange place

2006-04-28T18:14:44Z

Woops a month something has gone by again so I should do one of those update thingies huh?? Lessee in the last month I've still been doing the daddy thing..... I threw out my back loading a case of wine in the car for Baby B's baptism, had said baptism, was going to work and got rear ended by some chick that was late for her exam..... soooooo much like any good rear ending I have been walking really funny the last week or so.... what else... ummmmm OH!!! Three years was up at work so I had to place an order for new systems, and wouldn't you know the boss let me buy myself one of those shiny new snazzy MacBook Pros which I am happily typing away ton right this very moment and let me tell you... they are the shit.... Other than that, been obsessing on the podcast thing which has been a LOT of fucking fun doing... though that being said I kinda miss the whole hot nekkid lj girl thing.. go figure huh? ;-) so how you kiddies?

:D

2006-03-22T02:24:12Z

http://www.votefortheworst.com/

that makes me loff and loff and loff..... s'up mah ho's??

futhermucker where does the time goooooooo?

2006-02-15T17:02:45Z

Wow... almost forgot what LJ looks like... oops.... sorry kids been really caught up with the whole Podcasting thing and the site lately that lj seems to have taken a back seat to everything..... Plus figured you guys needed a break from "Ole One Trick Pony Wanna Get Nekkid On The Internet" Boy..... ;-)

Shit's ~~good~~ great at home... The lil one gave me a whole new perspective on that life thing, was a little bit unprepared for that but to say I'm enjoying the ride would be a great understatement... Just the thought of seeing what my little monster will learn today makes me look forward to waking up.... ugh sappy dad shit... enuff of that

I'll get back to amusing you with porn one of these days (get ready for the one trick pony routine, ready? it's coming) perhaps when some of you get nekkid and send me pictures (awww ya there it is) at robont@gmail.com ... btw for the photographer kids out there... the sites really been getting a lot of exposure lately, so if you wanna share pix and get your name out there, now is definately a good time to do it....

and for all of you.. hope things have been going well for you... I've been really caught up with well you read above... so i'm not sure what's going on with everyone but I hope it's all good shit.... I should probably spend some time and get caught up huh? with that in mind and the time of year it is here comes a cheezy why doesn't that cocksucker on Idol say this anymore more Ont Out..........

mkay...

2006-01-30T16:57:15Z

Soooooo which of you foxy mamas are sending in pix for that Girls of Myspace thing Playboy is running????

and yes I know this is lj but I gotta think a good 90% of you have myspace accounts</a>

randomness

2006-01-19T00:50:12Z

yay for idol
putting celebrities on ice is fucking genius and I WILL be watching
Colin Farrell should not have made that sex tape... seriously.... O&A fans be listening tomorrow for the audio... don't ask me how I know that ;-)

Fornication Friday

2006-01-13T14:20:39Z

K in my humble yet way twisted and corrupted opinion there's nothing hotter than a girl that likes to be watched and man does todays lady looooooove to be watched. I will leave this young lady nameless just cuz the pix are way graphic but I'm sure a few of you know exactly who this is. Now THIS my friends is how the week needed to be finished.. or started for that matter... hell all week would be fine with me ;-)

lalalalalalalala

2006-01-10T16:44:57Z

Man oh man are you people PERVERTED.... everyone keeps emailing me about the Ashlee Simpson sex tape thingy.... The nonsense that's getting passed around isn't it... It's some other couple where the girl looks a little bit like Ashlee... I wrote about it and linked it here. If the one that got stolen ever does surface rest assured I will get my hands on it..... so settle down ;-)

I am still lj pornless.... don't force me to start posting pictures of naked old gay men in sex acts people.... I will do it....

ummmm and lastly if anyone is bored tonight and looking for something to waste some time with, drop by the site around 9:00 pm est tongiht, we're doing one of those shoutcast (and subsequent podcast) thingies.. you can make fun of how retarded I am for doing it...

*goes back to waiting for the Apple Intel Laptop announcement today*

today is thursday

2006-01-05T15:33:36Z

Today is Thursday and I do not hate people as much... I would suspect I will hate people even less come tomorrow... Of course I COULD be mistaken....

My Name is Earl is on tonight... that's a good reason to buck up... I'm dieing to go see Hostel, but I gotta wait cuz my brother (aka long standing date for horror flicks) is going on some faggy ice fishing trip this weekend which I'm sure will end with him falling through the ice....

For the longest time I wanted to get into the whole podcasting thing, but never could cuz it felt WAY too dorky talking into a mic alone... well my neighbour and I have been farting around with it the last month or so, but I think last nights Shoutcast and the resulting Podcast turned out pretty decent all things considered... Think this could be a really fun thing long term... btw if you're gonna listen to that, do yourself and me a favor and don't if you're easily offended... From my perspective I think last nights thing was pretty tame, but some of the humor might piss sensitive people off.....

You're probably wondering why is this ass typing instead of posting nekkid pictures? This is what you gotta put up with when I don't have any nekkid pix... anyone wanna help out and fix that problem???

lalalalalala

2006-01-04T16:39:19Z

Today I hate work... and I hate dumb ass people that say they didn't get emails even though I know they did

I still need a nap

ohhh and I hate guys that send blackberries without power adapters and the right cradles and sending some that work with Bell and some that work with Rogers even though they were all supposed to work with Rogers. I hate Rogers too....

I need to win a lottery and retire.... then I could take all the naps I want... ohhh and I hate the OLGC for not giving me a fucking winning ticket.

*goes back to staring at his computer and day dreaming of naps*

Yay for 3 Day Work Weeks!!!!

2005-12-28T16:02:41Z

Another X-Mas in the books thank god.... had a good christmas, babies first so there's that whole thing that makes you all goofy and sappy and shit.. she scored well though she doesn't realize it yet... still a couple of years before I can start telling her stories about how Santa is coming this year because he was drunk driving and smashed up his sled and the cops had to arrest him... ahhhhh I can't wait for that ;-)

Somehow I was left unsupervised on E-Bay for a while over the break ..*shakes head and lowers it* which led to me somehow accidently buying 16 blackberries... this is why Rob is not allowed on E-Bay unsupervised....

Think I'm ending the Babes of Xmas thing now, but there were a few more I didn't post so if any of you kids are interested the index of all the ladies is here.

Babes of Xmas Bonus Babe - Gigglerz

2005-12-23T18:23:49Z

Man it's the day before the day before christmas already ;-) I have a few more ladies to sneak in so I will be posting some babes over the weekend, so check back when you have time... Now, back to bidness When I was getting together pix for the nominations I was doing my best Kreskin imitation for my neighbour and swore for sure, without question, has to be, no way she couldn't be.. in the top 12. Evidently Kreskin I am not and I do not have the answers to everything... but I am definately glad that she played along anyway and got to be a BoX .....Now, onto pix of the lovely gigglerz....

Ohh and can someone PLEASE get nekkid all the way this year... just once..... ;-)

12 Babes of Xmas Bonus Babe - Welfy

2005-12-22T15:46:15Z

Yay for more bonus babes!!!!! Todays bonus babe of xmas is the lovely welfy... This is the part where I'm supposed to write something witty or amusing or something like that but that gets difficult occasionally cuz you know nothing about the lady playing along other than her boobies look really good and you wish that she would lose all the clothes like is the case with todays lady ;-) Ohhhh and that when I got her pictures that first bit of pesky fatherhood start rearing it's ugly head cuz all I could thing was "aww that poor sweet thing is gonna catch something being outside all naked and stuff... she shouldn't have done that just for me"..... blech... what ever happened to that old perv rob that would have been yelling "yaaaa that's it!!! take it all off and roll around in the snow like a good babe of xmas!" Christ almighty where is that guy.... woops... too much wondering out loud.. to Welfy's pix Batman!!!

Man she has a smoking body.... we need to see more of you around here Welfy!!!!!!!

12 Babes of Xmas Bonus Babe - Carlise_Lamb

2005-12-21T21:23:43Z

And here we are at the third bonus babe of xmas the lovely Carlise_Lamb. I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record but this is definately another lady I thought was getting into the babes no questions asked, especially after some of the great feedback I received for her Get To Know Your BoX Nominees post and another feature post of her I did. Well guess it doesn't really matter because here she is anyway :)

And of course I have to thank my man Christopher Ambler for the great work he did on the photos... Someone else you kids should consider if you need photos taken :)

12 Babes of Xmas Bonus Babe - ariyanakylstram

2005-12-20T14:58:38Z

Todays bonus babe of Xmas... man... I remember when I got this ladies profile pix for voting, I thought for SURE she will be making it in... There is noooooo way she could miss making the list... But I guess being the popularity contest that this whole thing can be at times ariyanakylstram didn't make it in the top 12.... soooooo when I got an email from her saying she would still love to play along needless to say I jumped all over it and when I got her pix I got a wee bit anxious to post them cuz I think they're really sexy... soooooo time to shut my yappy old self the fuck up and get to posting them thar pix......

If you want more check out her livejournal and her website, and Ari my dear, don't be a stranger around here :)

12 Babes of Xmas Bonus Babes - Worth_more

2005-12-19T17:09:38Z

OK so now we get to my favorite part of the whole babes thing.... The ladies that didn't have to share and decided to, and can I state for the record, if it was the good ole days where I was still picking the babes of xmas, a few of these ladies DEFINATELY would have been in, especially today's bonus babe of xmas worth_more. You may remember her from a a recent post I did of her pix or perhaps from the 12 babes voting page. Between those two links and the pix below you should get a really good taste of this lady and here's to hoping we'll get to enjoy more of her this year :)

ps

2005-12-16T16:05:17Z

There will be bonus babes starting Monday..... and if anyone still wants in on that I may have a couple places I could squeeze people in :)

12 Babes of Xmas - Ana

2005-12-16T16:03:10Z

Sooooooo here we are, at the number one Babe of Xmas as voted by you kids :) I was really looking forward to see what ana would come up with as her photo set for the 12 Babes of Xmas because I was sure whatever it was, it would get people talking, and she did not dissappoint. Below the cut are two pix, and a link, you can look at the pix obviously but I would suggest following the link, the pix are included in the pages that follow as well as lots more !

Follow Me Down The Rabbit Hole To See How Far Christmas Goes.......

Scott Church

2005-12-15T18:49:21Z

Doing this kinda journal you get a chance to meet a bunch of different people, people that read and participate, the girls that pose, the photographers that shoot some of the girls, etc. Well the other day I got a comment on Terra Mayfield's BoX set from the photographer that did the shoot, a guy buy the name of Scott Church, now I've heard that name a bunch of times before so I decided to check out his site, god damn was I glad I did.

There are times when I'll go out of my way to talk to people and get some of their work and I had to do that with Scott because his pix are that damn good.. Below the cut are some samples as well as his bio, and might I recommend, based on what I've seen and heard of Scott and his work, if you're looking for a photographer in the Lebanon Pennsylvannia area, this is you're guy.... I gotta get me a RobOnt Approved Photographer logo I think ;-)

Scott Church is an internationally recognized fine art photographer who
has published 3 books of his work and maintains a professional studio
in Lebanon Pennsylvania. The best part about what he does is he can do
it for you. his studio is open to anyone that would like to be
photographed, he puts just as much work into his work with clients as
he does his fine art.

check out his website, www.scottchurch.net, for more info, he's also on livejournal at: http://www.livejournal.com/users/scottchurch so go add him today, he loves that.

12 Babes of Xmas - ScaryMary

2005-12-15T16:20:12Z

So here we are this fine fine Thursday morning with our Number 2 Babe of Xmas as voted by you :) And who is that Babe of Xmas you ask? Why it's scary_mary!!!! This is another lady who I had not had the pleasure of meeting until this contest started. Obviously she is hawt, I mean look at the pix, but she has this really fun kinda goofiness thing going on too that you just gotta luv.... I definately hope she sends in pix on a regular basis cuz I gotta admit I really dig her :)

12 Babes of Xmas - TassyPink

2005-12-13T15:12:05Z

I was introduced to this young lady last year when she first participated in BoX, and let me say I am freaking THRILLED that she is back again this year!!! I can only be talking about tassypink of course and I'm sure you love her pix this year, hell there is even a special appearance by halcyonpink so you ladies can do some salivating as well !! I am not gonna babble on and on with this one, the pix do all the talking on their own, and if you want more of them I would definately recommend checking out their website Pinkgasm, you will be glad you did :)

12 Babes of Xmas - Astarte_Goddess

2005-12-12T15:57:39Z

And so we resume our 12 Babes countdown this fine Monday morning at Number 5. I know what you're thinking, Monday morning? Fine?? Is he on fucking drugs?? Well dear children what makes this morning fine is that we get to start it with the lovely astarte_goddess. You may remember her from this spread she did for us recently... Damn I luv that post.... where was I... ohh right number 5 and here's Tara's Babes of Xmas pix and I hope we see a LOT more of her around these parts in the future :)

12 Babes of Xmas - AnnMarieC

2005-12-09T18:20:07Z

And so we move into the top 6 with redhotannie. I don't even know where to start with Ann Marie, she's a model, actress, radio personality, the list seems to go and on.... maybe I should just go with professional hottie and send you over to her website to